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Wednesday, July 02, 2003

... HILARITY ENSUES ...

I studied engineering at one of the dorkiest schools in the land, so get out your pocket-protectors and tape up your eyeglasses: In honor of my alma mater, here are my two favorite science jokes. I didn't make them up.

• A hydrogen atom walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender, orders a beer and says, "I think I’ve lost an electron." The bartender says, "Are you sure?" The hydrogen says, "Yes, I’m positive."
  
• Later that night, a neutron walks into the bar. He goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. The bartender pours him a cold one. The neutron asks, "How much will that be?" The bartender says, "For you? No charge."

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. (from The Morning News)
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mattchun 7/02/2003 12:05:00 PM [+] ::
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NON SEQUITUR

I was hanging out with some family yesterday and I realized that the baggy, garish outfits my 6-month-old twin nieces were sporting are very similar to the garments that my grandmother used to wear. It was like the circle of life, but with muumuus.
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mattchun 6/30/2003 03:38:00 PM [+] ::
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